Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Royal Ascot Blacklist

Today, Her Majesty inaugurated the 2011 Royal Ascot (if you don't know what that is, then you're obviously poor).

In the very traditional manner of Her Royal Highness, QEII requested that her butler keep a blacklist of attendees not wearing appropriate attire as mandated by the Royal code. This list was tightly held in her purse throughout the event and was later used by her to strip titles indiscriminately from chav members of the extended Royal family.

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