Change of Underwear

Still refusing to wear Depends, her Majesty occassionally has accidents when she's offsite. Thus, an extra pair of granny panties in her purse are an absolute must. Scat marks or not, we still love you, your Royal Highness.

Moleskine Notebook

A true "hipster" at heart, HRH keeps a lovely Moleskine notebook in her purse to jot down personal notes to incorporate into her memoir documents hidden in the walls of Buckingham Palace.

A Fan. A Fabregé Fan.

It's quite sultry in London today, and to celebrate the summer opening of Buckingham Palace, The Queen decided to put some of her favourite Fabregé items on display for people who could never afford them her people.

One of her most precious possessions is a lovely Fabregé fan she carries in her purse during summertime. This lovely item was originally owned by Queen Alex(andra). A fancy personal cooling system!

Autographed News of the World

HRH is ever so pleased with the way things are going for Mr. Murdoch. As a token of peace, Ruppie UPS'd Her Majesty an autographed copy of the last issue of "News of the World." He felt oh so sorry for wiretapping Our Queen's phones....

What a keepsake to place in your purse all day!

Letter to Mr. Cameron

This is quite embarrassing, but HM The Queen today had to ask for more... gasp... money from the bank British People to pay for repairs and maintenance of all the Royal Residences. A personal note begging demanding asking  Mr. Cameron for the increase could be found in her purse today.

Prince Albert of Monaco's Wedding Invitation

You might have noticed that HRH was not present at this past weekend's Royal wedding in Monte Carlo.

It's not like The Queen wasn't invited (she still has the invite in her purse), she just absolutely detests traveling to the French Riviera and having to deal with Eurotrash. She was also fed up with having more than one half Royal/half commoner wedding for the year (read: Will & Kate).

4th of July Hot Dog

Today, the colonies USA celebrates the signing of the Declaration of war Independence. As such, the American ambassador to Great Britain messengered a box of hot dogs to her Majesty as a cheerful reminder of the two nations' strong ties and everlasting peace.

The Queen found this gesture to be quite chav. However, having never before tasted a "hot dog," she inquisitively placed one in her purse to potentially try later this evening if she's feeling up to it.

(America Rules!)