Born to the Greek Royal family, Phil gave up all of his Greek Royal titles, renounced the Greek Orthodox Church and even became a British citizen for Her Majesty's hand in marriage. Even after all that, he's still not gettin' the title of "king." Sorry, buddy.
That's right, QEII has had a firm grip on her third cousin's (!!) nuts since 1947 and keeps them tightly sealed in a jar, which, of course, she carries around in her purse during official functions.
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