Princess Beatrice's Hat (in shards)

Her Royal Highness was pleased when earlier this week she of course won the Ebay bid for her press whore of a granddaughter's annoying hat.

Today, QEII received the much-publicized item and requested that her staff immediately pass this Philip Treacy creation through a paper shredder. Her Majesty then promptly stuffed all the fabric shards into one of her purses to finally bury this issue.

RIP, Philip Treacy hat. The gays will miss you.