2009 Pre-Loaded iPod from Washington D.C.

Unless you live under a rock (or in Kentucky), you already know the Obamas are visiting Her Majesty at Buckingham Palace this week for the second time during their brief reign presidency.

Unlike the much criticized personalized iPod HRH Michelle presented to The Queen during the first official visit in 2009, this time around The First Lady provided her an elegant, leather-bound book of photographs of QEII's parents' 1939 visit to the colonies U.S.A.

Her Majesty found this to be a load of crap.

She has had that 2009 pre-loaded iPod in her purse for the last two years and has yet to figure out how to change that god-damned catchy broadway tunes playlist on her MacBook Air (if she has to listen to songs from "West Side Story" one more time, she swears she's going to snap).

Right after the official photo opp held earlier this evening, The Queen cornered Michelle in a Royal powder room and warned that her stay in the UK was no longer welcome unless a new, pre-loaded iPod with Common's spoken word was placed in her purse by 6am GMT. She so enjoyed this YouTube video of him at the White House last week.

Believe me, Julianna Smoot  is not sleeping tonight.